I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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