Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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