Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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