All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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