ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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