NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I have post one night stand depression
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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