How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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