yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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