I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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