"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
