don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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