He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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