i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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