Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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