So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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