so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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