He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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