SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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