as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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