Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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