He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Is it penis luge time yet?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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