This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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