woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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