I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Jerry, you need to find god
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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