I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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