He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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