More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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