I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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