When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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