Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
