my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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