i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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