I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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