No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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