I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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