He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
