I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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