i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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