I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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