We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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