he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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