wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
i think im in europe. pls send help
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Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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