That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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