She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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