But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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