All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we're making bets on your personal life
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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