At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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