OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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