what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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