We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
it's like iHOP with fire
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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