SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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