You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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