I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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