Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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