i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
